I am Officer Howie, and there's a new law in town.I am the hero of the lesbian community, am I not, Robin?.It was then that I made a startling discovery.Lesbians equal ratings.So this is your old pal Hopalong Howie saying I quit. And maybe it's 'cause I went to college, and I never drove a truck and had sex with my daddy's sister, but.I guess what I'm trying to say is, I.I don't think I'm the man for this job. I know a lot of you out there really love this music, but I just don't get it. Uh, I know I shouldn't be interrupting in the middle of a song, but I got to tell you something. Eugene is my pen name 'cause I wrote this while I was in the pen. The White Man, by Eugene Mama Look-a boo boo day. Tell me, uh, what's going on in the traffic? First, a political statement, if I may. Pleasure to make your acquaintance this morning, Mama. This is Mama Look-a boo boo day, the only black traffic reporter in the Detroit area, I'm proud to say. We have a traffic copter now here at Mama, you there? Hello? Mama? Uh. My name is Howard Stern, and welcome to the new morning show.
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